It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And I hope I didn't ruin your day !
Won't you be my neighbor ?
I brought my life, my ugly wife,
my dirty dog with fleas
My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk,
this I'm sure you'll see
Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery
Welcome to, home sweet hell,
Dissatisfaction guaranteed
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And if I could I surely would
Invite you in and say...
Won't you be my neighbor ?
Won't you be my neighbor ?
Won't you be my neighbor ?
Won't you be my neighbor ?
C'mon I don't think you'll find
A place to live in peace of mind
You're gonna live in misery
When you're livin' next to me !
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
Raaaah ! Won't you be my, won't you be my funky neighbor ?!
Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I'm a joke !
I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa !
And you should know by now you're never gonna forget, a-aaa !
Now I know just what you're thinkin'
It could be out 'n' you're drinkin'
So don't you knock it until you try it
It could be you in a little while !
I hope I didn't ruin your day !
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
I dig your wife, she sure is good
It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhood... ha, ha, ha !
I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me
I'm the Goddamn Devil and I dot it for free
I known the story about your life
If you killed your brother or you beat your wife
And I am here to punish you
You can't fool me cause I ain't no fool
The time has come to say goodbye
The end is here for those who cheat, steal and
dieThere will be torture and there will be pain
Cause this is hell, baby, die in flames.
I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn devil, Satan of you please
I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn devil, and I dot it for
free
I don't care about you, don't care about your life
Don't care about your children or about your wife
I'm here to do my job so if you broke the law
You're checkin' in with me
But you can never leave...
There's one way out if you dare
We'll make a deal, you'll grow your hair
As Satan's child you'll start a band
And spread the word across the land
I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
I'm the goddamn devil, satan if you please
I'm the goddamn devil, better believe in me
I'm the goddamn devil !
ht years old
I met the devil, kept my soul
Walkin' out on lakes of fire and I'm gone
Walkin' in a wonderland
And I don't really understand
The place I'm comin' to right now today
Come tomorrow, you could see the
lightCome tomorrow, break it right down to the place
you were before
Fifteen years on down the line
I guess you'd say I'm doin' fine
Wandering down that same old road again
Walkin' in her wonderland
But Alice doesn't understand
The place she's comin' to right now today
Come tomorrow, you could see the light
Come tomorrow, break it right down to the place
you were before
Move a little slower
Come a little faster, honey
On your knees, you'll be beggin' me please
As you feel the disease
You're goin' down again
tonight
See me runnin', watch me fall
I guess you'd say I've finally found my own,
See me cryin' and wonder why
I guess you'd say its time to die today
Come tomorrow, you could see the light
Come tomorrow, break it right down to the place
you were before
I grew up in the inner icty
A dark part of this town
just another innoncent backwoods victim
Society like to put down
You can call me a boozer, or call me a loser
It really doesn't matter to me
I got a bench for snoozin', some sauce to keep boozin'
That's all I need
I keep it comin', sometimes don't know why
I'm gonna do it 'til the day I die !
Consider me the duke as I dine in your dumpster
Unsanitary engineer
Baron of the bench the panhandlin' master
Well, I'm pullin' twenty G's a year
I know it ain't much but at least I'm in touch, yeah
With reality
I wouldn't trade no places to be in rat races
No siree !
I keep it comin', sometimes don't know why
I'm gonna do it 'til the day I die !
Yo, Mr. Trump, can I ask you a question
You got some spare change for me sucker ?
'Cause I'm down and out and there ain't no doubt
That I am her to stay
Yeah you see me lyin' with my brothers
In the gutter with my paper bag in hand
Yeah the streets are cold but at least
There's soul and that's all I need
You'll take away my peace of mind
You'll leave me there to rot and die
But look again, my careless frind
The world you live is just a lie
It's a give and take, the more the fake
The more the apin, the more you lose
So live your life, don't take no sides
N' seize the day and rink your booze !
Everybody's alright with me
That's just the way I choose to be
Everybody's on my mind
Can't sit aside and watch his world go by
That ain't
me
Busy Bee watch the world go by
Everybody does their time
The people walk in crooked lines
Everybody's got their choice
But often we don't use our voice
Busy Bee watch the world go by
How could you be so blind ?
Some people they just ain't satisfied
Wtch the world go by
I always hear the school bell ring
Let the children dance and sing
Just let us find what's been lost
So many people get torn and tossed away
Busy Bee watch the world go
byEverybody's alright with me
I'm goin' around, around today
Just trying to find the truth
It doesn't really matter anyway
When I'm living without you
This time, this time I love you
Last time, last time I hate you
Next time, next time I need you
Baby please me don't goI sa
id come on little darlin'
Baby don't you see
I'd never do you harmin', no
It's just you and me
I'm on the corner right now
Waiting for your love
You better make your choice now
Before a push comes to a shove
Yeah things seem kinda different
It ain't the way it was
Remember what your mama said
The bond that lies in us
This time, this time I love you
Last time, last time I hate you
Next time, next time I need you
Baby please don't goI'm by t
he phone, I'm all alone
Just waitin' and a prayin' that maybe you'll call
I gotta know right now, should I stay around, should I
stay a while
Should I stand here crying or baby should I fly - yeah !
Oh come on darlin', Don't you see and don't you know
I gotta have your lovin', now now I'll never let ya go
I'm lookin' round and round
Tryin' to find that girl of mine
She's so far away
And I am cryin' - yeah !
I wanna know you
Because you're so damn cool
Yeah so damn cool
I wanna feel like I'm floatin' in the air... and...
I wanna know if the sun's gonna bleach my hair... and...
I wanna know, why life's just so unfair... and...
I wanna know you
Because you're so damn cool
Yeah, you're so damn cool
So damn cool
Who knows what I'm feelin' inside me
Who knows if I'm feelin' all right
And who knows what I'm feelin' inside of me
Who knows what is runnin' around in my brain
Now that I'm done and I seen it
Don't think I' tryin' to complain
Don't think I'm lyin' cause I mean
itn' all you people don't look at me to lay
all of your blame 'cause you need me
And you want me to go down with the rest
It's just that I'm sick of denyin'
What is runnin' around in my brain
Livin' on the same side
Same side of town
Walkin' down the same streets
You could be my brother
Or you could be my friend
But don't turn your back on me
Cause we'll be here 'til the end
Yeah, we're all in this together
And we all have that dream
To live in perfect harmony
Like a family that's the scene
Yeah, we're all...
Livin' on the same side
Same side of town
Walkin' down the same streets
The streets that are all around
Livin' on the same side
Same side of town
Shufflin' to the same beat
The beat that's all around
Stumblin' down on D.P., keggers all around,
Laughin' at the police as they try to take us down
Hangin' with each other, yeah hangin' with our bro's
We all love one another,
from our heads down to our toes
Chorus :
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man 'n the moon.
"When you comin' home ?"
"Son, I don't know when.
We'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."
Well, my son turned ten just the other day.
He said , "Thanks for the ball, Dad. Come on, let's play.
Could you teach me to throw ?" I said, "Not today.
I got a lot to do." He said, "That's okay."
And he walked away and he smiled and he said,
"You know,
I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him."
Chorus
Well, he came from college just the other day,
So much like a man I just had to say,
"I'm proud of you. Could you sit for a while ?"
He shook his head and he said with a smile,
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later. Can I have them please ?"
Chorus :
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man 'n the moon.
"When you comin' home, Son ?"
"I don't know when.
We'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time
then."
I've long since retired, my son's moved away.
I called him up just the other day.
"I'd like to see you, if you don't mind."
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I could find the time.
You see my new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu,
But it's sure nice talkin' to you, Dad.
It's been sure nice talkin' to you."
And as I hung up the phone it occurred to
me,He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.
(Yeah, yeah,
yeah)
Chorus
And how much I wanna be...
Your knight in shinin' armor, yeah, baby
That's good enough for me...
And I'll keep tryin'
Yeah I'll keep tryin', to make you mine
... mine all mine
I hope you're buyin', I hope you're buyin'
... All of my lines
Now if I was the kind and had a castle
Then you'd surely be my queen
we would live up in the tallest tower
And we reraly would be seen
You don't even know how much I need you
And how much you mean to me
I'm a dog without a bone hear me cryin'
and it's time for you to see that...
And I'll keep tryin'
Yeah I'll keep tryin', to make you mine
... mine all mine
I hope you're buyin', I hope you're buyin'
... All of my lines
and I, hate everything about you !
... everything about you !
I don't like a thing about your mother,
and I, I hate your daddy's guts too,
I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no
'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too.
and I, get sick when I'm around, I, can't stand to be
around
I, hate everything about you !
everything about you, everything about you, every-
thing about you
Some day I got a bad attitude,
but that don't change the way I feel about you,
If you think all this might be bringing me down,
look again cause I ain't wearin' no frown !
I don't really care about your sister
forget the little bitch 'cause I already kissed her
One thing that I did to your lady
put her on the bed and she didn't say maybe
I know you know everybody knows
the way it comes, the way it goes
you think it's sad well that's too bad
'cause I'm havin' a ball and never cared a thing about
you
Everything about you, everything about you
I get sick when I'm around
I can't stand to be around
I hate everything about you
Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland)
Come here little girl if you wanna see,
Peter Pan's Magic Flight on L.S.D.
Up and down, all around, we go ! Whoa oh !Knife g
leamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland)
Madman is loose in Disneyland;
He's back here by popular
demand;Madman is loose in Disneyland;
He'll take no lip but he'll take your head !
Surprise, Surprise, I'm comin' at ya' live;
I sure as hell ain't Mickey Mouse,
I'm a killer in disguise;
You can run, you can hide;
But you ain't gettin' away 'cause I got you in
my sight;
Axe wieldin', child stealin';
I'm a mad mother, And I'm loose;
have you heard the news, madman sure is loose;
Got you by the noose, have his way with you;
Nothin' you can do, headlines in the news;
Madman sure is loose, in Disneyland.
Disneyland is the place to be, in California,
by the sea;
Sunny day, well A.O.K., for now, and how;
Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in
Disneyland)
Know who I am?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can?
I've takin' a likin' to your game
I think we all, we feel the same
Is this a dream of is it real
You say you want to cut a deal ?
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
Don't need much time to think about
I'm sure that you have got the clout
I only hope that you're my friend
And stand by me until the end
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can?
Sell a lotta records 'n' tour 'round the world,
Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa' girls
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can?
It sounds like music to my ears
I've dreamed of this for many years
To sell a lotta records 'n' tour round the world,
Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa girls
Have a lot of fun and hang with my bro's
'Cause these boys 'n' this band is all I know
If not for the money and not fot the show
Are you here for me of here for the doug?